Digital Romantic Gifts

Modern Romantic

"Can we log on together?"

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'I suggest you give her the ring before blogging this.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Virtual Sex

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Good thing there is augmented reality...'

'If you'd like to read my marriage proposal, check your phone. I texted it to you earlier today. I told you we tech guys were romantic.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'He's perfect. We have loads of the same apps.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Right click for yes...

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

"If anyone has just cause, why Howard and his Palm Pilot should not be lawfully wed..."

Maybe I was wrong?

Cyber sex

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

'You're too old school - I'm looking for a mate online.'

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"But I did give you my answer, David....Didn't you check your email?"

I met him online.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"My friends have been bugging me to sign up on this dating site."

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

Wrong emojis

Text 2 me of love.