Digital Affection Gifts

"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I'll never forget you."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend