Digital Affection Pillows

"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"You may now kiss the bride."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Man-mobile

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend