Digital Paramours Pillows

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

Right click for yes...

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Your website or mine?'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Strategies that will always work

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Maybe I was wrong?

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."