Pixelated Paramour Pillows

Looking For Love.

The Computer Bore

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

'So!'

'Honey! Grab your glasses, and come check out this great video I found online!'

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."