Pixel Paramour Pillows

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

The Computer Bore

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Looking For Love.

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

'Third Life'