Pixel Poet Pillows

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Ode to Nature.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Videogame Employment Agency.

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

Video game

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!