Pixel Poet T-Shirts

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Geek fairies

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Ode to Nature.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

New Year's Resolution.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Happiness is a warm Ybox.