Pixel Player T-Shirts

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Henri Matisse

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Videogame Employment Agency.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'Third Life'

Boy and PC

Video game

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

"Get a job? Can't you see I'm busy?"