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"Why don't you kids go outside and play on the neighbor's computer."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Geek fairies

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Work avalanche

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'