Pixelated Pet Parent Pillows

'What is the point? Young Master spends more time playing with his virtual pets on his computer than with us...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

Geeks and their dogs.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"It's only the wind."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Non-working dog, please help

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Snow cones.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Debug

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.