Pixelated Pet Parent Mugs

'What is the point? Young Master spends more time playing with his virtual pets on his computer than with us...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Geeks and their dogs.

'I've got it written down...'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"It's only the wind."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Non-working dog, please help

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Debug

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!