Pixelated Paramour Prints

Looking For Love.

The Computer Bore

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Geek fairies

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

'So!'

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

Nethead strip: Internet relationships