Pixelated Entrepreneur Pillows

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Setting up companies

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

New Year's Resolution.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Weed cookies"

Looking For Love.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'