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How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!
The Computer Bore
Homo Gamus
No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).
His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.
Jeff's Smorgasbord
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'
'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'
'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'
3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.
'I got caught in a blogstorm.'
"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."
"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."
'We're going to take a financial risk.'
Setting up companies
'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.
"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."
"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"
Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!
'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'
'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'
It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.
"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"
'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'
"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."
'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'
'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'
New Year's Resolution.
'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'
"Weed cookies"
"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."
Looking For Love.
'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'
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