Digital Paramours Mugs

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

Right click for yes...

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your website or mine?'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Everybody meets online these days."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Strategies that will always work

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"