Digital Gifts

Computer says 'Download now', 'Get it all', 'Read online'. Man says: 'I'll have the free lunch please.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Let's see what's in the recycle bin!"

"This is your final ransom note. We are going paperless, please go to www. to sign up."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"He applied for a job at one of those new-age digital tech companies, but they never replied to his telegram."

"Here's my Christmas list. . . I included the Ebay URL's."

Lost in the laptop...

Hate Platforms

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Right click for yes...

Mozart on a computer,

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Digital Fomo!

'Bring out yer books!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Cellphone Islands

I.T. Fear

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You've got computer-breath."