Digital Media Gifts

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Don't you have newspapers to deliver this morning?"

Content Street Vendor

Confirm My Biases.Com

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Frankly, I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'

"Keep in mind, this all counts as screen time."

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'I blame the internet.'

'But you told me to go out and get some fresh air.'

"Well, I, for one, am all for a completely digital society."

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Swearing on Digital TV.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'Now that we've had all of our holiday snaps transferred to CD-Rom, we can show you more than ever!'

God's Profile.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Books and Phones

Disconnected from the world

"All the better to ignore you with."

"When adults ask what you want to be when you grow up, say Content Creator. That covers a lot of bases."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

Cellphone Islands

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

QR code on someone's headstone.