Digital Media Enthusiast Gifts

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

A funeral for Books on Paper.

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Digital Fomo!

Graduates on their phones

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"She looks just like in your photos."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."