Digital Media Enthusiast Gifts

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

A funeral for Books on Paper.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trick or Tweet

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Newspaper suicide.

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Binge Watch

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."