Digital Media Buff Gifts

'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'

Banned Audio Books

Well, you've heard of Spotify haven't you?

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

If nobody had invented graphics

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Stephen Fry

Chasebook

Binge Watch

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Newspaper suicide.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

The Plasmas.

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"