Digital Music Gifts

Mozart on a computer,

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all. Thanks! I chose all the tracks and loops and dragged them onto the timeline myself. I even chose the pitch of the auto-tune. Well

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

Hate Platforms

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Bring out yer books!'

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Barcode Dreams

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I, TikTok."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

A woman playing a keyboard

Downloads.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Streaming"

Book vs technology

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"