Digital Media Prints

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Don't you have newspapers to deliver this morning?"

Content Street Vendor

Confirm My Biases.Com

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Frankly, I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'

"Keep in mind, this all counts as screen time."

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

'But you told me to go out and get some fresh air.'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'I blame the internet.'

"Well, I, for one, am all for a completely digital society."

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

God's Profile.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Swearing on Digital TV.

'Oh well - he had a good innings, best go and update his Wikipedia page.'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

'Now that we've had all of our holiday snaps transferred to CD-Rom, we can show you more than ever!'

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

Books and Phones

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Digital Dark Ages

You Skimmed My Tweet

Invasion of the Podcasters.

"I’ve edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie...You’re no longer the world’s first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid...It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching....I’m afraid you didn’t make it."

Another one bites the dust. Dare I ask: One what? Whatchamacallit store. Where people buy whatchamacallits. Whatchamacallits? The big ol' smelly non-digital things that people stack on shelves and look at before they fall asleep on airplanes. Books? I read something about them on iTunes. The iGeneration gleefully buries the bookstore.

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

I wonder what life was like before the internet. What are you talking about? You don't have to wonder what life was like before the internet. You were here! We have no proof of that. I've googled myself. There's no reference to me existing prior to 1994. No blog posts, no photos, no tweets. I mean sure, you can find my birth certificate, but that means nothing. There is nothing online that was written by me, personally prior to 1994. Stop that!!! I found a box of old polaroids. They're supposedl

"Christmas pudcast"