Digital Believer Gifts

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Moses on the web

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Man doing a search on a computer

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

God's Phone

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'