Digital Survivor Gifts

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Error: Out of memory.

'Internet' 'Internot'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.