Digital Age Survivors Gifts

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

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'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Error: Out of memory.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Progress

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

The Importance of Data Backup.

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'Twitter Tweet'

'I don't have my homework because my dial-up modem couldn't connect with my on-line homework helper.'