Tech-loving Believers Gifts

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Textin’"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Bring out yer books!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

The Selfie

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.