Digital Believer T-Shirts

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Moses on the web

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Second lifeReal life.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

God's Phone

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."