Digital Disciples Gifts

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"For your penance, text me 400 Hail Marys."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Ok - now press, 'saved'."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Moses on the web

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

God's Phone

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I have an app for that."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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"Please turn on your cell phones."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."