Digital Disciple Gifts

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Follow God On Twitter

God's Phone

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Gracebook.

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'We embrace all digital denominations.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'I'm also informed the deceased had over three thousand friends on Facebook.'

Internet Search- Find God

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'Does text messaging violate our vow of silence?'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

The Pope tweets

"One of you will unfriend me."

Moses on the web

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'New Religion'

'What do you mean, your church didn't give you a password?'

Monk at computer.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Roman Catholics have launched a search for a Patron Saint of the Internet.

"I just started following you."

"Since you can't attend every Sunday, couldn't you least like us on Facebook?"

"I think your Sermon on the Mount would make a great blog."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."