Digital Disciple Mugs

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Follow God On Twitter

God's Phone

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

'We embrace all digital denominations.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Internet Search- Find God

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'Does text messaging violate our vow of silence?'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

The Pope tweets

"One of you will unfriend me."

Moses on the web

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'New Religion'

'What do you mean, your church didn't give you a password?'

Monk at computer.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"I just started following you."

"I think your Sermon on the Mount would make a great blog."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

"I just friended God!"

"King James Version? No, it's a smartphone."

"I've joined a group chant."

"Don't worry, our names are just bytes on his computer."

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."