Some vacation. Yeah. No internet. No cell phone. No texting. What are we supposed to do?
Digital Detox Disciples Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors those committed to digital detox discipleship? Our collection features fun and thoughtful items perfect for encouraging balance, relaxation, and genuine connections. Surprise a loved one who champions living offline and embracing the world beyond the screen with a unique gift that resonates with their passion for digital wellness.
Moses on the web
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
Screen Time vs Book Time
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
Live Stream
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
God's Phone
Giving Things Up For Lent.
America Off-line.
"I have an app for that."
"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."
"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"
"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."
It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'
Follow God On Twitter
'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'
Digital Detox Disciples Gifts Collection
Digital Detox Disciples Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating digital detox disciples—fun designs that encourage taking a break from the digital world.
Digital Detox Disciples Pillows
Browse pillows that support relaxation and digital wellness—perfect for creating a calming space for those committed to unplugging.
Digital Detox Disciples Prints
Discover inspiring prints that honor the digital detox movement—add a motivational touch to any tech-free sanctuary.
Digital Detox Disciples T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt designs for digital detox lovers—wear your unplugging spirit proudly and inspire others to disconnect.