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Moses on the web

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

America Off-line.

God's Phone

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I have an app for that."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'