Confession Comic Gifts

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'You sound different, Father.'

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Stick on Souls'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

Clergyman and Working Girl

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Idiot.'

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

Dog Confession

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

'Do you promise to have and to hold her, longer than the PS3?'

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

Pizza for the priest.

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!