Confession Comic Pillows

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'You sound different, Father.'

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Stick on Souls'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Clergyman and Working Girl

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

'Idiot.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

"Your parents added this line: 'You do solemnly pledge to stay together long enough to make the cost of this wedding worth it."

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

Pizza for the priest.

"It's an ankle monitor -- I didn't read the fine print in the pre-nup."