Confession Comedy Pillows

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Clergyman and Working Girl

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Stick on Souls'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.

'Idiot.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?

Pizza for the priest.

"I was caught by the VAT man."

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'I assure you everything you say to me will be held in strictest confidence.'

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

Chef's Confession

"You did what?! That's a mortal sin I haven't ever heard before!"

"I'm going to mail this tax return and then go to confession."