Confession Pillows

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Chef's Confession

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'Idiot.'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Trilby - 'Confession

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Stick on Souls'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'