First Confession Pillows

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Young child saying grace

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"I just friended God!"

True confession

'Stick on Souls'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Confession plugged up to an amp.