Confession Quirk Pillows

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Trilby - 'Confession

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Stick on Souls'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'