Quirky Quirk Pillows

Dating Agency - "Here's one for you, she's bald with a Dickey-bow"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Great British Eccentrics.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ostriches making out

"Underweird bras."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Plant Parenthood...

Real Estate Personals

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"