Quirky Quirk Pillows

Dating Agency - "Here's one for you, she's bald with a Dickey-bow"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Great British Eccentrics.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ball as water-melon.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ostriches making out

"Underweird bras."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"You've got termites."