Quirkiness Pillows

Great British Eccentrics.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Weird day"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Hats and Food

Nun Fight.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I beg to differ."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."