Quirkiness Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Weird day"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Hats and Food

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Mind if I join you?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"I beg to differ."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"