Quirkyness Gifts

The Stand-about society.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"I beg to differ."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Bald man with a brush on his head

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"He's a fussy eater."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"