Quirky Individuals Gifts

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

'He's maturing early.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Victorian Gentleman

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

"He's a fussy eater."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."