Quirky Individuals Prints

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

Anna Calvi

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Best before 65 million BC.

'He's maturing early.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

"I beg to differ."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

Bald man with a brush on his head

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"He's a fussy eater."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."