Quirky Character Prints

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I beg to differ."

'Well, don't I feel like an idiot!'

Victorian Gentleman

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I knew she was feral from the first cigarette."

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"I thought you were fun, but then I realised I'd confused you with your socks."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Don Quixote

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

My Spam Sketchbook

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Nick Offerman