Quirky Character Mugs

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I beg to differ."

'Well, don't I feel like an idiot!'

Victorian Gentleman

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I knew she was feral from the first cigarette."

Another pair of my underwear has disappeared! Bermuda Triangle Shorts.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"I thought you were fun, but then I realised I'd confused you with your socks."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."