Quirky Characters Mugs

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

How to appear more interesting.

'Look at this Henry. You will not believe what they're up to next door.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Victorian Gentleman

My Spam Sketchbook

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

"I beg to differ."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."