Quirky Characters Appreciator Mugs

"He's not an acquired taste. He's a rinse and spit."

'Burl lost his wallet so we're posting a $75.00 reward for its return.'

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

My Spam Sketchbook

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Nick Offerman

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Who are These People?"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Flytrap nerd.

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Goblin.

A mad scientist.

Flatware Follies.

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Andy Warhol

"I just always show up to everything!"

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Beryl Baimbridge

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Helena Bonham Carter

"What do I do when I get to the top?"