Quirky Individual Mugs

The Odd Duck

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Football Crazy strip six

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Giraffe Selfie

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Penguin Remote

Victorian Gentleman

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

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