Quirkiness Seeker Gifts

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Tiny Dinosaur.

Great British Eccentrics.

Hay Rides $10

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

wattle covers

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Perks

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I can't eat all that."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

The Hollowdays.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Just even it out."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Gone Crazy'