Quirkiness Seeker Gifts

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Tiny Dinosaur.

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Hay Rides $10

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

wattle covers

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Perks

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Just even it out."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

The Hollowdays.

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Gone Crazy'